#(<- not actually sorry btw u signed up for this when u followed me <33)

[baeshijima]

OKAY WAIT imagine you make blade blush for the first time in what feels like forever for him (tbh, it probably is), but instead of registering the feeling as being one of affection, he mistakes the pumping of his heart and tightening of his stomach as adrenaline; the very same feeling he gets when in the throes of battle.

"you know, blade, you're actually quite handsome." "...what?" "yeah! you have a really nice face, and your physique is grea—"

*cue him charging at you mid-compliment, his sword in hand with a wild blush staining his skin*

[mycelium-bf]

I read your vent post and I'm super sorry dude :( To distract yourself, tell me all about the story between you and the f/o you're currently fixating on!!!

waa ty 🥺🥺 I'm not rlly fixated on anything rn bc my focus is all over the place but I'm thinking abt hisoka tonight so I'll do him <33

so me and hisoka met during the hunter exam the year before gon and crew take it, and while hisoka got disqualified for killing an examiner I just didn't pass :'3 we were simply acquainted at this point, haven't really spoken a lot

so we both took it again the following year and this time I befriended gon and crew while keeping a close eye on hisoka bc I knew what he was capable of and also he's kinda hot??? hdhfhsj so while I mainly stuck with gon and crew, when we all got separated on zevil island on one of the first days I took the opportunity to try and get a one-up on hisoka but it didn't end well and he stole my badge :')) so I had to spend the rest of the time tracking my own target and stealing three more badges (btw hisoka gave kurapika my badge in the trade they did and kurapika was able to return it to me when we met up later so I was able to pass without getting my target's badge)

SO after the exam was over I went straight to heavens arena bc after the first failed attempt at the exam I had gone and worked my way up to the 200th floor, but had not yet learned nen. so I go back after I pass the exam and manage to find someone to teach me nen (might be wing I haven't decided but I mean kurapika just found some random guy so I can too hdhfhs)

so I learn nen and by the time hisoka shows back up I'm pretty proficient and have worked my way up well past the 200th floor, and am close to becoming a floor master. one of the first fights hisoka watches when he arrives is mine obviously (this is also the last fight I needed to win before challenging a floor master) and he's so impressed with how much I've improved since we last met that he corners me directly after and tells me how impressed he is and challenges me to a fight the next day and I'm like "haha um ok" and then he immediately dragged me up to go sign up for a fight hdhfhs

so we fight the next day and of course I win but only barely ;3 and then he insisted that I have dinner with him and I agreed bc I'm a whore lol but he like actually did cook a nice dinner and we flirted and got wine drunk and hooked up and fell asleep together for a little bit but I left before dawn and went back to my own room :')

so it continued like that for a while and we were just sorta friends with benefits who beat each other up sometimes and I became a floor master so often he would come to my room instead of vice versa

he will tell u that I caught feelings first and then he fell for me but I'll tell u the truth which is that he fell head over heels in love with me but tried to hide it by acting like he didn't care abt me even tho he literally made my favorite meal one time after I told him about it like three days prior BUT ANYWAY ofc I fell for him but I rlly tried not to in the beginning :')) but he woos me so easily it was impossible

we both sorta pretended we weren't in love with each other for a while but it ended up coming out one night when we were both kinda drunk and tired and cuddling in bed and he just kinda blurted out smth along the lines of "what would you do if I said I was in love with you" and I was surprised and said "ARE you in love with me??" and he kinda tried to backpedal and got like the most flustered I'd ever seen him and i just sat up and grabbed his face in my hands and was like "hisoka if you're trying to be funny this isn't it" and he was like "I'm not!" and then I kissed him 💞💖 and we talked abt it more seriously in the morning but it felt good just to know then

and then it was just tagging along with each other wherever we went :'3 I went to yorknew city with him (and teased him for his crush on chrollo) and we got into greed island together and after that was over we went back to heavens arena to make some more money and then we traveled the world together <33

[wastelandgang]

Alphabet Taggy McGamerson!

I was tagged by @danseoff and i never do these things, so why not? (btw sorry if i mess up any of the text on here i never ever make text posts or really any posts so i’m not used to tumblr lol)

A - age: I’m 20 yo

B - birthplace: Independence, Missouri!

C - current time: 2:33 pm

D - drink you had last: I’m drinking a blueberry lemonade smirnoff ice rn

E - easiest person to talk to: def my sister or my mom. i struggle a lot with anyone outside of my immediate family and the like 1 irl friend i have so yeah, that would also be why i never interact on tumblr either. i’m too damn shy

F - favorite song: rn i’m really digging Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee’s Despacito (the JB remix) but my fave of all time is probably Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes by FOB

G - grossest memory: ahhh I can’t think of my grossest memory rn sorry!

H - horror yes or no: Hell no. I hate scary anything. I tried to play Outlast and the jumpscares (even though they’re not really that bad) really got to me. Like the first time I watched the Ring movies I was like 10 or something and I couldn’t shower facing away from the shower head for like 2 years cos I was scared Samara was gonna kill me lol

I - in love? With a real person? nah, not yet. with danse and deacon? hell yeah

J - jealous of people? Not really

K - killed someone? lol no

L - love at first sight or should i walk past again? i have this thing where i see a cute person and for a second can imagine being like with them even tho i dont actually know them but like i dont fall in love or anything so probs walk past again lol

M - middle name: Marie

N - number of siblings: I have 1 younger sister. we’re 2 years apart, so she’s 18

O - one wish: To actually pass my trig class jfc

P - person i called last: I didn’t call her, she called me, but my little sister to tell me she dumped her idiot bf.

Q - question you are always asked: "Why are you so quiet all the time?”

R - reason to smile: Xbox, sleep, fanfiction, my puppers

S - song you last sang: uhhh probs Closer by the Chainsmokers and Halsey. it always gets stuck in my head

T - time you woke up: like 10 am lmao 

U - underwear color: they’re just boring grey and white lol

V - vacation: I’m going to Branson MO in june, but am more excited about my Boston trip next spring/summer cos we’re gonna walk the freedom trail and shit

W - worst habit: I chew the inside of my cheeks a lot which is bad and i procrastinate horribly

X - xrays: Once for like my chest i think cos i kept having weird chest pains when i was young but it was just like air bubbles or smth

Y - your favorite food: literally anything with chicken. Chicken sandwich? yep. BBQ chicken? absolutely! chicken salad? you know it!

Z - zodiac sign: I’m a sagittarius! 

Ahh i don’t know who to tag cos I don’t really talk to anyone who i follow or who follows me so anyone who wants to, go for it!